- If you take it out, put it back, exactly the way you found it.
- Boats are for transportation.
- If it had gas in it when you took it (weed wacker, chain saw, Peterbough) make sure it has gas in it when you return it.
- The Ron Vitto Rule: Never complain if asked to buy or bring something that you don't personally use or like. Never complain to the BD's family. They have no power and it just pisses off the BD. Always use headphones when listening to music.
- The Jim Sanfemio Rule: If you volunteer to transport the BD, running out of gas is unacceptable behavior. Chicken is free of bacteria when heated to 168 degrees F., it will not be cooked to be used as footwear. While the kitchen is very clean, it is not an operating room.
- Use of showers without trying the magic cleansing waters of Georgian Bay is strictly prohibited and will result in probation. Some exceptions can be made for age and medical conditions.
- Be on time when arriving. Late penalty is $60 water taxi ride.
- DO NOT SET ANYTHING DOWN ON THE BUTCHER BLOCK TABLE WHEN PASSING THROUGH THE KITCHEN.
Island Motto: Don't ask me to help pay for it, don't ask me to help do it, just DON'T ASK ME.